🤣 Humour & Sass Candles
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Shit happens, this candle makes it smell better. -
Only hoes can smell this candle. -
Here’s a candle because I love you and also ran out of ideas. -
I Knew By Your Sarcastic Undertones, Rude Comments, and Sheer Lack of Common Decency that We’d Be Besties. -
Calm down, tinsel tits. -
My last f*ck, oh look.. it’s on fire. -
Mood: Burn everything, but starting with this candle. -
Being a mum is hard, at least your kids aren't ugly. -
Your custom quote here _ Blue! -
Smells like ‘nope’ and wine. -
Boss’s last nerve. Oh, look it’s on fire. -
Smells like the 'Best Gift Ever.' Don’t fact_check me. -
Sarcasm: Because apparently beating people is frowned upon and illegal now. -
It’s giving light me and pretend you're thriving. -
Glow up b*tch, it’s your time to shine. -
Giving burnt out but still glowing. -
Your custom quote here _ Yellow! -
Your custom quote here _ Pink! -
Your custom quote here _ Green! -
When life gives you lemons, burn this and order takeout. -
What the actual f*ck… but make it scented. -
This candle say's what i can't: Sorry for being a twat. -
This candle is cheaper than therapy—but just as effective. -
Thanks for being my unpaid therapist, one meltdown at a time.
