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Shit happens, this candle makes it smell better.
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Calm down, tinsel tits.
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Mood: Burn everything, but starting with this candle.
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Here’s a candle because I love you and also ran out of ideas.
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Boss’s last nerve. Oh, look it’s on fire.
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Being a mum is hard, at least your kids aren't ugly.
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Smells like ‘nope’ and wine.
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Smells like the 'Best Gift Ever.' Don’t fact_check me.
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Only hoes can smell this candle.
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Glow up b*tch, it’s your time to shine.
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Your custom quote here _ Yellow!
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Your custom quote here _ Pink!
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Your custom quote here _ Green!
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Your custom quote here _ Blue!
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When life gives you lemons, burn this and order takeout.
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What the actual f*ck… but make it scented.
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This candle say's what i can't: Sorry for being a twat.
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This candle is cheaper than therapy—but just as effective.
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Thanks for being my unpaid therapist, one meltdown at a time.
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Smells like, 'I love how we don’t need to say it out loud that I’m your favorite child.'
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Smells like you’re the b*tch who’s moving away.
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Smells like the answer to every awkward gifting moment.
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Smells like no one can find me for 30 minutes.
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Smells like my two weeks' notice.
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