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🤣 Humour & Sass Candles

  • Shit happens, this candle makes it smell better. Moodbare

    Shit happens, this candle makes it smell better.

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  • Only hoes can smell this candle. Moodbare

    Only hoes can smell this candle.

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  • Here’s a candle because I love you and also ran out of ideas. Moodbare

    Here’s a candle because I love you and also ran out of ideas.

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  • I Knew By Your Sarcastic Undertones, Rude Comments, and Sheer Lack of Common Decency that We’d Be Besties. Moodbare

    I Knew By Your Sarcastic Undertones, Rude Comments, and Sheer Lack of Common Decency that We’d Be Besties.

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  • Calm down, tinsel tits. Moodbare

    Calm down, tinsel tits.

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  • Mood: Burn everything, but starting with this candle. Moodbare

    Mood: Burn everything, but starting with this candle.

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  • Smells like ‘nope’ and wine. Moodbare

    Smells like ‘nope’ and wine.

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  • My last f*ck, oh look.. it’s on fire. Moodbare

    My last f*ck, oh look.. it’s on fire.

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  • Boss’s last nerve. Oh, look it’s on fire. Moodbare

    Boss’s last nerve. Oh, look it’s on fire.

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  • Being a mum is hard, at least your kids aren't ugly. Moodbare

    Being a mum is hard, at least your kids aren't ugly.

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  • Your custom quote here _ Blue! Moodbare

    Your custom quote here _ Blue!

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  • Smells like the 'Best Gift Ever.' Don’t fact_check me. Moodbare

    Smells like the 'Best Gift Ever.' Don’t fact_check me.

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  • Sarcasm: Because apparently beating people is frowned upon and illegal now. Moodbare

    Sarcasm: Because apparently beating people is frowned upon and illegal now.

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  • It’s giving light me and pretend you're thriving. Moodbare

    It’s giving light me and pretend you're thriving.

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  • Glow up b*tch, it’s your time to shine. Moodbare

    Glow up b*tch, it’s your time to shine.

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  • Giving burnt out but still glowing. Moodbare

    Giving burnt out but still glowing.

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  • Your custom quote here _ Yellow! Moodbare

    Your custom quote here _ Yellow!

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  • Your custom quote here _ Pink! Moodbare

    Your custom quote here _ Pink!

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  • Your custom quote here _ Green! Moodbare

    Your custom quote here _ Green!

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  • When life gives you lemons, burn this and order takeout. Moodbare

    When life gives you lemons, burn this and order takeout.

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  • What the actual f*ck… but make it scented. Moodbare

    What the actual f*ck… but make it scented.

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  • This candle say's what i can't: Sorry for being a twat. Moodbare

    This candle say's what i can't: Sorry for being a twat.

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  • This candle is cheaper than therapy—but just as effective. Moodbare

    This candle is cheaper than therapy—but just as effective.

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  • Thanks for being my unpaid therapist, one meltdown at a time. Moodbare

    Thanks for being my unpaid therapist, one meltdown at a time.

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